That awkward moment when you're trying to be... →
"you're a boring texter"
nahhh bitch i just don’t feel like talkin to you
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, dude.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
What Girls On Tumblr Think A Thigh Gap Is: A holy space between your thighs that lets in sunshine and will make you want to run in slow motion and twirl in the sand. It will give you instant happines. Boys will adore you. Girls will envy you. You'll have everything you want and more.
What A Thigh Gap Actually is: A space between your thighs that nobody gives a fuck about.